Girls Riot at Mall!
Lately I've really been bringing down the intelligence level of this blog. So, to continue in that direction, I'd like to share this. It seems that at a free concert at mall in Minnesota girls who were so eager to get their hands on members of the Hansonesque "band" B5, that a riot broke out. I suddenly feel a whole lot less smug about the French riots, I mean, at least they've got something to riot about. *sigh*
posted by Victoria at 8:14 AM
7 Comments:
Wow -- the good news is I've never even heard of B5.
I'm not sure what it is with girls -- why some of their brains turn off whenever they see guys with guitars or drums. We all know that the same phenomenon does not occur when women are faced with men playing kazoos or banjos.
Maybe Dusty, the clever sociologist, could explain this to us.
WHAT??!! You've never heard of B5??? Where have you BEEN? They are AMAZING!!!
Okay, I'm really kidding. Promise. I too have never been blessed by the music of B5. It's a good thing none of us are like those girls. We wouldn't be able to stand each other!
Also, I like men who play banjos. ;)
.....but would you pass out when a man with a banjo went out to play on stage????? That's the true test.
Good point. I've never passed out in my life, and I HAVE seen men playing banjos onstage. Yup, I think I'll turn out okay.
Personally, I'm more of a tamborine girl myself. I mean, how can you resist it?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I always thought that the piano was supposed to be the girl-magnet instrument. I have devoted my life to the wrong musical pursuits!
I'm surprised you didn't figure that out sooner. :-)
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